Attention to all those aged between 55 and 110 in the US: I’ve figured out your secret.
Girls Exuding Unusual Hunger
This little girl needs to calm down. That intense look and eager hands are a bit much for just some bread with jelly.
Yes, the ice cream looks tasty, but it doesn’t justify total captivation. Let go of the bars and compose yourself.
It’s a large plate of meat, and you’re hungry, but rein it in a bit. You’re not a dog.
This girl is acting like an uncivilized animal. You can desire the Cocoanut and still maintain dignity.
Kids Looking Like Old Folks
Those eye wrinkles are too many for a 6-year-old.
Both individuals in this ad need to get a hold of themselves. The boy should focus less on V-8 and more on his outdated appearance resembling a 75-year-old.
Isn’t it premature to use words like “say” at that age? And why consume so much soda at just 7 months old?
Seems like a great life choice. Apparently, the kid in the previous ad turned it into a career and landed a job with Hires’ Rootbeer, looking 50 due to excessive soda consumption.
Let’s delve deeper into this phenomenon now that we’re here—
More Babies Drinking Soda
The Soda Pop Board of America decided to depict what they desired as reality in their ads.
Great achievement, offering a fizzy, sugary drink to a 50-day-old baby and receiving a positive response.
Forcing soda down a newborn’s throat, what a sight.
Transitions nicely into:
Peak Parenting Excellence
Pacifiers for modern parents with a 2-month-old. But in 1905, it was all about handing the baby a razor for shaving.
This baby’s least concern is sun deprivation, as he’s stuck in the bathroom, hidden from the outside world.
The little girl’s shirt reads, “Papa says it won’t hurt us!” Papa’s rationale is to allow his 2-year-old daughter to sleep with a gun, complete with a child lock.
So many great things in Du Pont Cellophane, like apparent baby suffocation.
No words needed.
Infant Insights on Mom’s Smoking Habit
Let’s lay out the facts:
1) The mother is a smoker
2) She sometimes mistreats her baby
3) The baby knows both #1 and #2 and has learned to outsmart the mother by understanding her habits to avoid abuse.
Let’s proceed.
Redheaded Boys Eagerly Munching Food
This image is so irritating I can hardly stare at it.
This kid is so thrilled about the soda that he overlooks any potential derogatory labels. His excitement knows no bounds.
This unruly-looking child takes a break from mischievous activities to relish a glass of orange juice.
He probably does wish for a million Oreos. Why? Because he’s a creepy 50s ad child overly obsessed with food. It’s worth noting that this is a drawing, yet they chose to depict him as a redhead. The 1950s fascination with prepubescent redheaded boys is baffling.
Disturbing Children
A crafted scene by Pears’ Soap showcasing a drowning baby fighting for life.
A murderous girl covered in blood-colored dye, displaying no remorse in her eerie expression.
This child is likely to haunt my dreams for weeks. An eerie kid with a chilling smile, primed to terrify a parent checking on him at night with a head-spinning trick.
A recurring nightmare, engaged in his ad modeling career when not committing horrific acts.
No effort put into not appearing sinister. The Karo cooking ad team saw this and deemed it fit for publishing.
Racially Insensitive Kids
Bringing up “washing with fairy soap” is quite boasting. The look on the black girl’s face speaks volumes.
This girl goes all out with bigotry. Why is the boy in a dress, and why wear shoes in the ocean?
Another classic from Pears’ Soap, claiming black individuals are essentially dirty white people. Wash them, and they magically turn white. The man’s expression mirrors my shock.
If washing doesn’t work, there’s always paint!
The era you grew up in, 55-110-year-olds, is quite something.
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