Attention to all those aged between 55 and 110 in the US: I’ve figured out your secret.
Girls Exuding Unusual Hunger
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This little girl needs to calm down. That intense look and eager hands are a bit much for just some bread with jelly.
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Yes, the ice cream looks tasty, but it doesn’t justify total captivation. Let go of the bars and compose yourself.
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It’s a large plate of meat, and you’re hungry, but rein it in a bit. You’re not a dog.
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This girl is acting like an uncivilized animal. You can desire the Cocoanut and still maintain dignity.
Kids Looking Like Old Folks
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Those eye wrinkles are too many for a 6-year-old.
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Both individuals in this ad need to get a hold of themselves. The boy should focus less on V-8 and more on his outdated appearance resembling a 75-year-old.
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Isn’t it premature to use words like “say” at that age? And why consume so much soda at just 7 months old?
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Seems like a great life choice. Apparently, the kid in the previous ad turned it into a career and landed a job with Hires’ Rootbeer, looking 50 due to excessive soda consumption.
Let’s delve deeper into this phenomenon now that we’re here—
More Babies Drinking Soda
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The Soda Pop Board of America decided to depict what they desired as reality in their ads.
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Great achievement, offering a fizzy, sugary drink to a 50-day-old baby and receiving a positive response.
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Forcing soda down a newborn’s throat, what a sight.
Transitions nicely into:
Peak Parenting Excellence
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Pacifiers for modern parents with a 2-month-old. But in 1905, it was all about handing the baby a razor for shaving.
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This baby’s least concern is sun deprivation, as he’s stuck in the bathroom, hidden from the outside world.
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The little girl’s shirt reads, “Papa says it won’t hurt us!” Papa’s rationale is to allow his 2-year-old daughter to sleep with a gun, complete with a child lock.
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So many great things in Du Pont Cellophane, like apparent baby suffocation.
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No words needed.
Infant Insights on Mom’s Smoking Habit
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Let’s lay out the facts:
1) The mother is a smoker
2) She sometimes mistreats her baby
3) The baby knows both #1 and #2 and has learned to outsmart the mother by understanding her habits to avoid abuse.
Let’s proceed.
Redheaded Boys Eagerly Munching Food
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This image is so irritating I can hardly stare at it.
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This kid is so thrilled about the soda that he overlooks any potential derogatory labels. His excitement knows no bounds.
This unruly-looking child takes a break from mischievous activities to relish a glass of orange juice.
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He probably does wish for a million Oreos. Why? Because he’s a creepy 50s ad child overly obsessed with food. It’s worth noting that this is a drawing, yet they chose to depict him as a redhead. The 1950s fascination with prepubescent redheaded boys is baffling.
Disturbing Children
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A crafted scene by Pears’ Soap showcasing a drowning baby fighting for life.
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A murderous girl covered in blood-colored dye, displaying no remorse in her eerie expression.
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This child is likely to haunt my dreams for weeks. An eerie kid with a chilling smile, primed to terrify a parent checking on him at night with a head-spinning trick.
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A recurring nightmare, engaged in his ad modeling career when not committing horrific acts.
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No effort put into not appearing sinister. The Karo cooking ad team saw this and deemed it fit for publishing.
Racially Insensitive Kids
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Bringing up “washing with fairy soap” is quite boasting. The look on the black girl’s face speaks volumes.
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This girl goes all out with bigotry. Why is the boy in a dress, and why wear shoes in the ocean?
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Another classic from Pears’ Soap, claiming black individuals are essentially dirty white people. Wash them, and they magically turn white. The man’s expression mirrors my shock.
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If washing doesn’t work, there’s always paint!
The era you grew up in, 55-110-year-olds, is quite something.
Chubby Cheeked Kids Looking Disturbingly Smug While Eating Messily
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